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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 3

Willow and Xander in “Lovers Walk”

Willow

I'm pathetic, illiterate. I'm Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

Xander

That's right, and the fact that your 740 verbal closely resembles my combined score in no way compromises your position as the village idiot.

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