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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 10

Oz and Willow in “What's My Line, Part Two”

Oz

Oh, hey, animal cracker?

Willow

No, thank you. How's your arm?

Oz

Suddenly painless.

Willow

You can still play guitar okay?

Oz

Not well, but not worse.

Willow

You know, I never really thanked you.

Oz

Please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red and I have to bail. It's not pretty.

Willow

Well then forget-that thing. Especially the part where I kind of owe you my life.

[Oz pulls a cracker from the box, hoping to change the subject.]

Oz

Look. Monkey. And he has a little hat. And little pants.

Willow

Yeah. I see.

Oz

The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that... You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen... So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know the monkey's just, [in French accent] "I mock you with my monkey pants," then there's a big coup at the zoo...

Willow

The monkey's French?

Oz

All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?

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