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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 1

Willow, Buffy and others in “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date”

Willow

Buffy has a really important date.

Buffy

Owen!

Giles

All right, I-I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Buffy

Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.

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