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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 4

Xander and Buffy in “Goodbye Iowa”

Seems pretty quiet.

Buffy It usually is this time of--

Buff, maybe you should check the look later.

Shh!

Ow! What'd you do that for?

Sorry, I'm the only one that can pass the retinal scan.

The-- Ew! I don't wanna see that.

Retinal scan, Xander. Well, we'll know in a few seconds if my clearance is still good.

Or if we're about to die at the hands of 50 grief-fueled military goons. Why am I not entirely comforted by the arrival of the man-size microwave?

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