I just got off the phone with the D.A. And for aiding in the capture of George Judy, you have officially been granted immunity from all your past crimes.
So I'm a free man?
[Nods] Mm.
[Doug Judy leans back and takes in his first breath as a free man.]
Nope. Still smells the same.
I'm sorry that I doubted you. But you did drive off with the guy we were chasing.
Had to. I saw he was about to get away, so I tricked him into thinking I was on his side. It's crazy how good I am at your job.
Look, I owe you both an apology. Doug Judy, I underestimated your honesty. And Peralta, I underestimated your instincts.
Yeah, I'm gonna need a lot more from you than that.
Fine. You're a good cop, even if you are a thirsty-ass bitch.
Wow. Solve a pretty intense murder and just crap all over me.
Hey, Cap'n, got you a little somethin'-somethin'. [Pulls the cover off a nearby car, revealing a red 1963 Chevrolet Corvair Monza Spyder convertible.]
Gertie?
Nope. But she is the same make, model, and color.
Oh, my God, you stole this! I can't be seen driving a stolen-
Relax, man. I bought this at a used car lot for, like, $600. This is not a nice vehicle.
Yeah, it's not.
And by the way, her name's not Gertie. It's Sexarella.
Hello, Sexarella.
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