I don't need Monty Hall ruining my place at work when Monty Hall has already ruined my home life.
Come on, sir. The math thing isn't the problem. The night shift is keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.
[Mortified squeak]
What did you say?
[whispers] Don't say it again.
I said you two need to bone.
[Amy closes her eyes.]
How DARE YOU, DETECTIVE DIAZ. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!
[5 minutes later, Amy is shuddering in her seat, Diaz is apathetic, and Holt is at his doorframe.]
BONE!!!!
[10 minutes later]
What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business.
[21 minutes later, Amy is still shuddering in her seat, Diaz is still apathetic, and Holt is bouncing at his doorframe.]
BONE??!!
[40 minutes later]
Don't ever speak to me like that again.
[Holt leaves, Amy lifts her head to Diaz.]
Why did you do that?
Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.
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