[As Jake approaches their desk] Oh, come here, come here, come here! You need to see this! I'm about to give Captain Holt his gift.
Oh? Did he lift his no gift policy?
No, he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy him something and trick him into accepting it.
You are bad.
I know, right! Oh, wait, you're making fun of me.
Mm-hmm
Well, I don't care. He would never open a gift, right? But, what if his gift didn't look like a gift?
He would open it?
Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box on his desk. There's no card, just the words "Open Now" which I wrote with my wrong hand, so he wouldn't recognise my handwriting! [Holt passes them] Captain!
Santiago. Peralta.
Sir... So, just to recap, you left an unmarked package on a police captain's desk, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person?
Mm-hmm
[exiting his office quickly] Bomb! There's a bomb! Everyone out! [There is mass panic as everyone rushes for the exit. Rosa presses an alarm] Let's go, let's go! This is not a drill! Let's go!
[sarcastically, to an aghast Amy] Great gift, babe!
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