Hey, Gina! I need a top secret favor. Sharon has come to the precinct and I need your help.
Uh, it better not be pregnancy related, 'cause that crap is nasty.
The miracle of life?
Dress it up however you want; that's some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense.
Okay, don't worry about Sharon, I'll take care of her. I've got everything she needs. Pillow, blanket, copy of Breast Feeders magazine, which, now that I say it out loud, sounds like porn. [Flips through the magazine] Yep, it is.
So what do you need me for?
Keeping Captain Holt away from her. Terry says he gets very awkward near Sharon.
Mm, that's one way to put it.
[In a flashback, Terry and Sharon encounter Holt inside the precinct]
Ah, Sharon, nice to see you! You look so big, like a mighty truck.
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