[Jake and Amy are on their first date, and the atmosphere is more than a little awkward]
So, here we are... officially on a date. Romantical date...
Yes, we are. No longer just colleagues... Dating. [pause] You got a haircut. It looks nice.
Oh, thanks. You also got a haircut... At some point in your life, I'm sure, that's not your baby hair. That would be crazy. But, uh, you look very nice.
Domo Arigato.
Do you speak Japanese?
No.
Oh. Uh... Sorry. I think I'm feeling a little awkward.
[somewhat relieved] Yeah, me too.
How do we make it not weird?
I know - let's just get super drunk.
Yes! Great idea! [to the waitress] Ma'am, could you please bring us four kamikaze shots?
And four for me as well.
Ah, I like your style. See, we can do this. We're back on track. We're keeping it light and breezy!
[cut to them in bed together]
So, we broke a rule.
Yeah. I hope it wasn't a mistake.
"I hope it wasn't a mistake," title of your sex tape? [gasps] Title of our sex tape!
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