Listen up, Jake. We just found out Sharon is pregnant and it's way too early to tell anyone. This is a secret. Do you understand me?
Mm-hmm.
Do you? Do you understand me?! [Grabs and picks up Jake]
Oh, this got physical very quickly!
This is adult stuff, Jake! Be serious!
Look, I promise I won't tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed!
Good.
Do I even weigh anything to you?
No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.
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