Okay, here's the deal. The HAZMAT guys did some preliminary tests, and the substance is not baking powder.
Oh. Was it Anthrax?
We don't know yet. But I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you'll be the first to know.
Well, second after me, so third overall. Still pretty good.
I just don't want people to panic. So I'm asking for your help to keep this thing quiet, so we can have the chillest biohazard lockdown in Brooklyn. Yeah?
Of course. I understand.
Great. Thank you. [The lawyer leaves Captain Holt's office.] See, if you talk to people like humans, they'll be reasonable. I mean, it's just good- oh, why is he standing on that chair?
Hey, everyone! They lied to us! It's friggin Anthrax!
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