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Brooklyn Nine-Nine · Season 1, Episode 15

Jake, Kurm and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jake

Hello, District Attorney Kurm. I got lucky last night.

KKurm

That's great. Gary, the defense attorney, isn't gonna be here.

Jake

Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he's gotten out of jail?

Terry

Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate?

KKurm

Yup. Anyway, Gary broke his leg, so he's being replaced.

Jake

"Replaced"? He should be put down! Like a horse! So who's the new sub-human piece of human garbage?

KKurm

Sophia Perez.

Jake

Oh, God.

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