[In a cafe, Lieutenant Miller of NYPD Internal Affairs and Deputy Chief Wuntch put a flash drive from Jake into a laptop and watch as a video comes on.]
Okay, I could get in a lot of trouble for this. But the big secret about Captain Holt is...
[Steps into view] ...That I have a flair for the dramatic. Look behind you, Madeline.
[Visibly shocked, Deputy Chief Wuntch and Lieutenant Miller turn around to look behind them; Holt clears his throat.]
We're actually in front of you. That's my fault. I thought the layout was gonna be different. Didn't know how you guys were gonna be sitting. I took a chance.
Miller may be in Internal Affairs, but he wasn't here on official business. You sent him to spy on us. That's a flagrant ethics violation, Madeline- and it could sink you.
Fine. You're right. But you can't prove that. It's just your word against mine.
Ooh, actually, it's your word against you. Pardon me- [Picks up the flash drive he'd given to Miller] I put a recording device in this dope drive, so, I got your whole conversation.
You're going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. Or else, you're... Wuntch meat.
You sure you wanna go with that one?
Absolutely. It's hilarious.
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