[After Jake has managed to prevent Terry from having his vasectomy, and he and Jake are talking in the kitchenette. Earlier, Terry had berated Jake about how unhealthy his eating habits were]
I just talked to my wife. We're waiting on the operation, everything's cool.
Did you tell her we slept together twice?
Thanks for taking care of me. I got you a present. [hands him a tupperware filled with carrot batons, with a bow on the lid]
Do you know what a present is, Terry?
I care about my friends. [takes the tupperware from Jake, and removes the lid] Now eat your carrots, or I'll rip your tiny head off.
[as Terry grabs him in a headlock] No, no, no!
Come here.
[He begins to force-feed Jake the carrots]
I hate being friends with you!
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