[Peralta hooked up to a polygraph machine]
I'm telling you this machine is broken. Ask me a question.
Is Jay-Z really your favorite artist?
Yes, obviously. [Scoffs]
Lie.
See? It's busted!
Is it? Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?
[Scoffs] No.
Lie.
Allright fine. She is. [Quietly] she makes me feels things.
[Pounds table] SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS! Look, the machine is working just fine. Why are being so crazy about this case?
I wanted to work the toughest case we had.
Why?
Because it would feel awesome to solve it. Because a real man doesn't run from a challenge. I mean, do they run from the bulls in Pamplona? [Scoffs]
Yeah, that's the whole point of it.
Seriously? That seems lame.
I don't know why you wanna spend the entire weekend at work, but I'm going home to my family. See you tomorrow, Jake. [Gets up and leaves]
Fine, abandon me! I don't want you here anyway.
That's a lie.
Come on, man.
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