[Two men have backed a cargo truck up to a building one night and are getting to work as Jake and Amy approach them.]
All right, fine, darling; I'll ask him. Excuse me, sir!
We're kind of busy here.
Yeah, my girlfriend here, thinks we're lost.
No, I know we're lost! I think he's an idiot.
Idiot?! Do you know why we're out here in the middle of the night, Susan? I was gonna propose to you! On the Brooklyn Bridge, where we met.
Brooklyn Bridge?! We met on the Manhattan Bridge!
You know what? This is over. Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents! [Jake holds up the ring and throws it away.]
[Gasps] You son of a bitch!
Hey! Stop yelling.
Hey, no one talks to Susan like that. And you know what else? [Jake and Amy draw their concealed pistols] On the ground! NYPD! You're under arrest! [The two men put their hands behind their heads and get on their knees.] Nice work.
You, too.
I'm sad y'all are arresting me, but I gotta say, I'm glad you're back together.
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