It's good to see you, Sal. I'm so sorry about the fire.
I can't believe it's gone, Jakey. All of it. The pizza oven. The first dollar bill I ever made. The 7-Up fridge.
Hey, it's gonna be all right. You'll rebuild.
The Fire Department's been asking a lot of questions.
Oh, Fire Department questions. Let me guess: "What part of my face do I put food in? How do you count to one? What's air?"
They think I torched my own place. You know I wouldn't do something like that, right?
Yeah, of course. But can you think of anybody who might've done it?
I can think of ten pizzerias that want me out of the game. That jerk Mario comes to mind. We share a delivery radius.
Mario is number ten overall in Brooklyn, and rising fast. He might've wanted to move up the ladder.
Of one foodie weirdo's personal pizza email blast?
Yeah.
Okay, we'll start with him. Then we'll move on to the rest of your competition, see if anything suspicious turns up.
It'll be the perfect opportunity to update my rankings. Can we stop at home for a pizza bib?
No, Charles, we gotta go fast.
Right, right, I'll just use my work bib.
No, no bib! We're gonna solve this for you, Sal. Sit tight.
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