Santiago, Peralta and others in “Unfinished Business”

Santiago

If I'm ever going to make captain, I need a good mentor; I need my rabbi.

Peralta

Sorry, dude, but this new guy's gonna be a washed-up pencil-pusher who's only concerned with [robot gestures, robotic voice] following every rule in the patrol guide. Meep morp zeep, robot captain engaged!

Holt

[standing right behind Peralta] Is that what you think?

Peralta

[stands up, turns around, smiles] H-hey! New captain alert! [looks around, laughs awkwardly] You must be the new C.O.! I'm Detective Jake Peralta, great to meet you—

Holt

Now don't let me interrupt, you were describing what kind of person I'm going to be. I'd like you to finish.

Peralta

Nah, that's not necessary. [Holt looks back, stone-faced] Or I could recap, very quickly, sure! Um, let's see, I think I said some joke about you being a washed-out pencil-pusher—

Holt

Now do the robot voice. The robot voice you were doing when you implied I'm a rule-following robot. I want to hear it again.

Peralta

[looks around nervously, speaks more quietly, does robot gestures] Um, meep-morp. Zarp. Robot!

Holt

That's a terrible robot voice.

Peralta

Yup.

Holt

The next time I see you I'd like you to be wearing a necktie.