[When Bromwell High is getting cable, there's a huge hole in the ground]
Gavin
Headmaster, this hole is dangerous! Whenever Jesus sees a hole, He fills it.
Iqbal
Oh, like my cousin.
Miss Dickson
Oh, come on, Gavin, it's not dangerous/ There's a huge sign saying "DANGER: BIG HOLE." As long as the kids can read, we'll be fine.
[Kylie looks at the sign, then falls into hole]
Miss Dickson
Or maybe the writing is ambiguous.
Iqbal
Bloody typical, the only kid in the whole school and only this sentence.
[Other kids start falling in hole]
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