[Discovers keys in a necklace under shirt] The keys to my apartment. Don't you ever tell Abbi. You can't ever tell her. You can't ever tell her this, this is-
I won't tell Abbi, but I've told you several times and I'll tell you again, phone, keys, wallet- Every time. Phone, keys, wallet, P-K-W. Your brain is a muscle, Ilana, and I feel like that muscle isn't getting enough exercise. You need to do your brain kegels.
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