We are officially homeless.
No, dude, we are standing and awake. You gotta be lying down to be really homeless.
Sorry. Or officially dicks. You know what? This is insane. I'm changing here, just, like, cover me.
This is, like, getting to be ridiculous. Okay.
Oh, my God. Ilana. What did you do? That solstice, like... They should, like, give you containers for-- you know, for--
For what? Stealing lotion? What did you put it in?
Those, like, plastic bags.
Okay.
The plastic bags are for swimsuits and, like, dirty gym clothes, not for loose goo. Just an FYI, okay?
This is just insane.
I know. I can't believe that I'm gonna go to my first gallery show looking like this. You're ruining my big break. I mean, look-- look at me, I look like garbage. You know what? I'm going in.
Wait. What? This is the gallery?
Yeah. This is a sandwich shop. Or it's a gallery after 8:00 'cause they make people put their laptops away.
A sandwich shop?! You've been busting my balls all day over a sandwich shop?!
You know what, dude? I think I want you to stay out here, 'cause I definitely don't want you coming in there if you're not gonna be supportive.
Oh, I will absolutely be coming in.
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