Ilana Wexler and Abbi Abrams in “Unfinished Business”

Ilana Wexler

Lil Wayne's so short, though, that we weren't even gonna be able to see him from where we would have sat. I don't think I even would have recognized him. I don't know who this guy is. You know, I read that he's actually better pre-recorded. I just didn't want to say anything 'cause I wanted to go. These spaces are so small, like, we would be so close to so many strangers we don't know. Drinks are, like, so expensive and tiny, like--

Abbi Abrams

Oh, my God, double... Crap. Do you know me, how I have to pee, like, constantly? We would be standing in line the whole concert. The whole time, we would be standing in a line.

Ilana Wexler

Ugh. Tomorrow's gonna be the day, like, I know it, that we're gonna look back and be like, that was the day!

Abbi Abrams

I know that tomorrow... tomorrow's totally the day.