The Devil quotes from Brimstone

The Devil

Nobody beats the Devil. Are you listening? Did you hear what I said, Mr. Stone? Nobody beats the Devil.

The Devil

God's universe doesn't work like the American legal system. You do something, you pay for it.

The Devil

Yes, yes, now that's what I like to hear. The indomitable spirit and righteous indignation of the human species. I've heard it a billion times defending a billion atrocities, and it's still music to my ears.

The Devil

[to Stone] Sweet kid. I'm trying to get her on the wrong path.

The Devil

113 wayward children sent back to my loving embrace. Or one bereaved husband whose heart was in the wrong place, will wake one morning to find himself easily replaced.

The Devil

[to Stone] Love? The most delicious emotion of all. Without love, you and I would be out of a job.

The Devil

Did you know, the thorns were originally my idea?

The Devil

Good work, Ezekiel. Two birds with one "Stone."

The Devil

Four out of five dentists surveyed agree, tooth decay is no longer a problem... once you're dead.

The Devil

Please, Ezekiel. My job's not to decide who lives and dies. My business is with the soul. And I have never damned a soul who didn't thoroughly deserve it. Mother Nature is a completely different story. She kills indiscriminately, good and evil alike. Why she gets all the good press, I'll never know

The Devil

Junk mail, mostly. One of my lesser triumphs.

The Devil

I have always advocated family values, all the way back to Cain and Abel.

The Devil

Vanilla? Where's the waitress? I only eat Rocky Road.

The Devil

If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well... no, I'm not.

Ezekiel Stone

Get out of my head.

The Devil

As if you could wrap your brain in barbed wire to keep me out. That is a delightful image, however.