You know, you go to hell for something like that.
Already been there.
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Ezekiel Stone (5), Det. Kane (3), The Devil (2)
DCDesk Clerk
Where have you been?
Out of the country.
DCDesk Clerk
Whereabouts?
Down under.
DCDesk Clerk
The elevator's busted, but you're only on the third floor.
Long as I'm going up.
God's universe doesn't work like the American legal system. You do something, you pay for it.
[Stone defends killing his wife's rapist]
Yes, yes, now that's what I like to hear. The indomitable spirit and righteous indignation of the human species. I've heard it a billion times defending a billion atrocities, and it's still music to my ears.
Tell me what you know about this case.
You wouldn't believe me if I did.
What makes you so sure?
Because you seem like an intelligent man.
You know what? Maybe I'm not as bright as I look. Try me.
[At crime scene] Three out of four.
DHDet. Hirrsh
What?
What do you know about the Bible.
DHDet. Hirrsh
What part?
Revelations, chapter four--
DHDet. Hirrsh
Sorry. Wrong Bible. I'm the Old Testament. You go your way, I go Yahweh.
[A museum docent hits on Stone.]
I'm very, uh, flattered. But I'm married.
DDocent
Oh, well. It's too bad. [She leaves]
...Not to mention dead.
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