[Stone tries to convince the Devil to let him have a car]
It's not New York any more. Nobody wants to walk around here. Plus, the buses suck.
Now wait a minute. Fifteen years in Hell, now you're back on Earth and you're complaining. Oh, because you have to walk. You're not going Hollywood on me, are you, Zeke?
[after Stone has sent two souls back to hell]
Good work, Ezekiel. Two birds with one "Stone."
Why don't you try and just enjoy some of the beautiful things in this world? Just one. Try it on for size.
Believe me, it won't fit.
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