Alright, kids. Who's ready for some waterless, indoor, use-your-imagination swimming? Oh my god, where are they?! What do you think you're doing?!
We're just playing flashlight tag.
In a dark? Somebody's gonna get hurt. [he throws a flashlight to hit a handicap camper on a face] See? Everybody back inside!
No! we're not going back inside. And I don't want you to be my co-counselor anymore!
You want to split-up the tribe? Fine. Let's let the kids decide who they want to be with. Me, the world's best counselor, or...
Connie, we picked Connie.
What?! I guess you four are my only campers. At least you guys like me.
We don't like you. You have our insulin.
And don't you fucking forget it.
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