So last night, when my girl said she wanted to slip into something more comfortable, I didn't know she meant a coma. [laughs] Hey, what's wrong with you, that's funny. I mean, it's sad, too, 'cause she died.
I'm sick of being called ugly, Denzel. There's only so much a girl can take. One day I'm gonna snap, and when I do...
Calm down. At least I appreciate you.
Really?
Sure. Ugly people like you exist to make people appreciate handsome people like me.
I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
[Connie furiously steps and accidentally make empty toxic barrels collapse into a river, Connie and Denzel are on a river and they falls into a waterfall, Connie breathing Denzel to save his life]
[coughing] What are you doing?
I was saving your life.
Next time let me die! where the hell are we?
Looks like the deserted island.
Damn, It's just like my dream. Only you ain't Cloris Leachman with a hot wings for a clitoris.
I'm scared, Denzel. What if no one ever finds us here? I'll die of virgin! Unless...
Yeah, I'm gonna be real sad at your virgin funeral.
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