[shows the Secretary on projector a stick-figure drawing of her, imitating her voice] I'm a hateful bitch with a dried up snatch! What's that in the sky? OH NO, IT'S WOODY'S ASSHOLE!!! [Woody draws squiggles all over the picture with a brown marker] It's covering me in shit but I love it, cause I'm such a nasty poop-eating slut! [draws an additional caricature of her face eating Woody's poop] It's in my mouth! YUM-YUM-YUMMMMY!!! [turns off projector] And there's my plan, what do you think?
[not pleased] HOW DARE YOU JOHNSON! I'm gonna....
[interrupts, also angry] Gonna what? You can't fire me, I'm in the GODDAMN RANGER UNION!!
There's no such thing as a Ranger Union!
Huh? [glares at Malloy]
Ooooh, sorry, I forgot I made that up.
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