All right, Steve. I pulled a lot of strings to help get you this gig. Hey, baby. It's my girlfriend's grandson's party, So don't screw it up.
Don't worry. the kids will love it. I'm doing a song I wrote about guys who work on a mountain.
All right, Now go get' em.
[clear throats] ♪ Mountain men, I love mountain men. Mountin' Harry, Mountin' Tom, and Mountin' Ben. Sharing the tent with my favorite dudes. I want to be mountin' men like you. They're sweaty, hairy, and hard as a rock... ♪
Steve, what the hell? You better play something else quick! Something for the kids!
Ooh, I've got a cute rooster song.
Do it! Do it!
♪ I'm in the barn, I'm playing with my cock. All the boys line up to pet my cock. He's thick, he's red, he's got a big old head. Why don't I just show you instead? Raise your hand if you want to see my cock. ♪
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