[After Woody is vomiting at people during President Obama's party, which is cause he's allergic to crab cakes]
Oh, God, how did this happen?
Hmm...It wasn't that tray of crab cakes I ate was it?
You did this, you son of a bitch, you ruined the best day of my life!
You wouldn't have a life if it wasn't for me. I just wanted to be your friend, and all you did, was treat me like shit! And you gave me cancer!
I'm gonna kill you!
Not if I kill you first!
[both fighting]
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