Dr. Kuzniak and Woody in “Unfinished Business”

You're a very lucky man, Woody. Everything's going to be fine.

Woody

Great! So I can perform?

[chuckles] Of course you can perform ... in stage plays, Lifetime original movies, even blackface minstrel shows. Just not pornography. You see, Woody. You're suffering from a rare ailment. Multiple sclerosis.

Woody

I have multiple sclerosis!? SHIT!

Oh, Heavens no. I wish you did. I said "multiple scrote cysts". As in, multiple cysts in your scrotum. Each cyst is a little ticking time bomb. Every single bounce of your ball bag brings you closer to death.

Woody

Level with me, Doc! How many thrusts do I have left!?

I can't give you an exact number, Woody but it's somewhere between, say 70 and 72.

Woody

Soooo, ... 700000 ... 1? [pronounced: seh-ven-dee-wun]

[laughs] If only medicine could be that precise.