Back in the 70's, I made a living as a pornographic actor named Rex Erection.
Woody Johnson wasn't a good enough porn name for you?
Huh? I-I don't get it. Anyhow, porn was just one of those jobs you stumble into when you're young and new to the city and you got a DISHONEST PINOCCHIO NOSE FOR A DICK! [laughs]
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