“Caballo sin Nombre” quotes from Breaking Bad

Walter

What? What, you don't believe me?

Sir, regardless of how that windshield was damaged, this car is unsafe to drive in this condition. Stay in the car, please.

Walter

Wait. Wait just a minute. Just one minute.

Sir, I asked you to stay in the vehicle.

Walter

No, no, no. I can get out of my own damn car.

Sir, listen–No, no, no.

Walter

You listen to me. It's time for you to listen to me.

Sir, what you need to do is take a deep breath, calm down...

Walter

This is America.

...and get back in that car now.

Walter

I have rights. Do you understand that? At least have the common decency to hear me out.

I need you to step back right now.

Walter

Did you even hear what I said?

Sir, calm down.

Walter

Now you're giving me a ticket? I told you that my house was in the debris field. Do you have the remotest inkling of what that means?

Sir, calm down.

Walter

Hellfire rained down on my house!

Sir, I need you to step back now.

Walter

Where my children sleep!

Walter

God... It's a disaster.

Saul

It is not a disaster. It's not a disaster, alright? She's not going to the cops, she's not telling a living soul. You wanna know why? One word: blowback. If she blabs, it'll be a disaster–for her. That DEA brother-in-law? Screwed! You were right under his nose. He'll be lucky if they let him bust glue sniffers at the hobby shop. The kids? Paging Dr. Phil! "My daddy's a drug dealer and my mommy turned him in!" And the house? Gone! The feds will come in and RICO her and the kids out on the street. Good luck arguing with them on that, noooo. It's not gonna happen. She's bluffing. And she knows it.

You're not that lawyer from late-night television, are you?

Saul

[points] "Better Call Saul!" [laughs] I get it all the time!

We're here to discuss the sale of the property at 9809 Margo.

Saul

I get it. [sits down] Flat-fee clients, am I right? [to the Pinkmans] Well, folks, today's your lucky day! I represent a client who shall remain nameless–however, for our purposes, you might just as well visualize a large bag of money. This individual wants to buy your house, today, for cash.

Cash?

Saul

Cash! I know, in this economy? In fact, the money is already burnin' a hole in my client's account. You can ask Mr. Gardiner; I've shown him all the pertinent financials.

It's the only reason we're sitting here.

Saul

...Fair enough. We, uh, get a few papers signed and notarized and we can take care of this right now. [to the Pinkmans] In fact, I could wire you your money this very afternoon! There's just one little hair in the soup, ah... the price.

[beat] We feel 875 is very fair.

But I suppose there's always a little, uh... wiggle room?

Saul

Well, uh... why don't you wiggle us on down to 400, and you got yourselves a deal.

400,000? What is that, a joke?

Saul

No, that's my offer.

That's less than half price!

We put almost that much into the renovations alone.

Why don't you cut the clown act and tell us what you're willing to come up to?

Saul

400,000. That's my final offer.

Well, this was a waste of time.

Ridiculous! You gotta be kidding me! Come on, honey.

How could you possibly imagine that we would entertain this?

Saul

I don't know. I just thought some allowance was in order once I heard about the meth lab. [beat; everyone stops and looks at Saul] The one that used to be in the basement. I looked over your signed disclosure statements, and I don't see any mention of a meth lab. [flips through the documents] Nope... oh, you got your termite inspection! That's good... but no meth lab. Now, some would call that fraud in service of concealing a felony. I, myself, am more open-minded, but... it is tricky. And don't get me wrong: I applaud your cojones! I mean, good try of sneaking a meth-contaminated property past the buyer. I mean... tsk, could have been a good deal for you. Too bad. Now, I could file a suit and encumber this property indefinitely, or I could start some criminal proceedings, but I don't think any of us want that, now do we? How about it, counselor? Do you concur?

Walter

Skyler... I mean, what kind of example do we wanna set here, right? I mean, can't we at least just sit down and eat a piece of pizza together? Just hash things out like adults?

Skyler

We have discussed everything we need to discuss. I thought I made myself very clear.

Walter

...I've got dipping sticks.

Breaking even is not so bad. In this economy, a lot of people would kill to break even.

Poor Jake had his heart set on going to Space Camp.

Oh, no.

God, this is all we need.

Jesse

Mom. Dad. How's it going? [walks to the house]

Jesse, it's really not a good time.

Jesse, the house has been sold. The new owners are expected at any moment. Where do you think you're going?

Jesse

[jingles his key] Inside. I bought the place.