He's Here!
Whiskers, I didn't want to have to say this. There Is no Easter bunny!
[sneezes in shock; calmly] Brandy, I understand that you're angry, but you shouldn't use hurting words.
Think about it, Whiskers. A giant mutant bunny from another planet that hops around the world hiding candy eggs, but nobody sees him.
Oh, well, I can see how that sounds, perhaps it had silly and scientifically unsound, but that is because I forgot to explain how carrots make him invisible!
He's invisible because He Dosen't Exist!
Oh.
[After Brandy goes back to sleep, Mr. Whiskers sneezes all night long to the next morning after learning that the Easter Bunny isn't real]
[with her pillow over her head, covering her ears] Whiskers, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. [Mr. Whiskers sobs more emotionally] Hey, you know what? Your hours of hysterical sneezing have convinced me, I like, totally believe in the Easter Bunny!
[sneezing] No, you don't! And thanks to you, I Don't Believe in Him Either!
