And... weight.
Richie (sighs): Put 'trim, alluring, snake-hipped...' Just describe me as you see me!
Alright, 'fat'.
You can't put that!
You're right. 'Very fat'.
Richie (trying to sway Eddie): Come on, Eddie... we've known each other for years!
Ohhhhhhhh, allllllllllllright. 'Very fat twat'.
Richie (annoyed): Let's just move on, shall we?
Alright, question 2: why won't you tell me how fat you are?
It doesn't say that!
Eddie (shows him the questionnaire): It does actually, look.
Oh, so it does. Ok, next question!
Why does everyone think you're a cunt?
(Richie buries his face in his hands)
They have... really hammered the nail on the head there! Why does everybody think I'm a cunt? It's a question that's always intrigued me! I'll have to speak to my people and get back to you on that! Ahem! (Realises) Eddie, why do you think I'm a cunt?
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