It's not our fault we've got such shitty actors playing us, however it could be worse we could be in Vecks in Practice! I know I said "Vecks" I meant to say Vets.
I thought you did.
It was one of my great improvisations.
I never watched Vecks in Practice much, but I believe it's shit anyway.
Yeah, it's not as bad, (corpsing) not as bad as... Oh, fuck!
[Audience cheers.]
It must be the Pig's Spunk, tacky teeth, now where were we?
What were you doing during the interval?
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