Who's that awful actor who plays you?
Oh I know he's got a girl's name, is it Julie Goodyear? It's not that ginger haired cunt is it?
Who? Chris Evans?
Yeah.
No, it can't be. Anyway it's not you, it's him! You are a very good little character.
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