Richie, Eddie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Come on Eddie, think of the money!

Money?! Are... Are you getting paid?

No. No, no, no, I don't get paid. It's not me it's that wretch of an actor who plays me. What's his name? You know that tosser who fell off the quad bike?

I knew I should have fixed those brakes.

What did you say?

I know the one, he's sort of balding and getting a tummy.

That's the one. He's getting far too old to play me with any conviction.