[a bird's droppings have landed on Eddie's Head]
That's lucky, that is!
What that you weren't standing here?
[Audience are laughing as Eddie towels his head]
Well, I'm glad I can amuse you all in my own humble little way. Welcome to sophisticated fucking Bristol. (puts on a Bristol accent) "Ooh, it was fuckin' great, fuckin' seagull shat on 'is 'ead an' we all fuckin' pissed ourselves!"
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