[Eddie returns from the secret Japanese bunker with a medical kit.]
Wow! But Eddie, where on earth did you...
[Turns around and notices the door has swung open. He laughs and points it out to Eddie who quickly runs over to close it again.]
Eddie! [Breaks into giggles.]
(to audience) There was a little mistake there, wasn't there? Did you spot it? Fucking bastards! Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha! (To Richie who's still giggling) I'm gonna fucking get us out of this one. The yes, yes! The... poisoned dart... the poisoned dart has given you... (to the audience who start laughing) Shut up, give it a fucking chance. The poisoned dart has given you momentary amnesia. (Richie is helpless with laughter to which the audience also laugh) He seems to have a side-effect of excessive giggling. But either way, you probably won't remember the door to the secret Japanese bunker until Act 2 when you're supposed to fucking find out about it!
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