Hey Norman, last week my wife had both her hands severed in a serious industrial accident.
Really, how did she feel?
She can't! She hasn't got any hands left!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[pause]
Yeah, I'd like to see one of today's young, slim, modern comedians do that joke.
Yeah, why's that?
'Cos it's shit!
You're not wrong there, matey!
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