Richie and Eddie in “Unfinished Business”

Welcome to sophisticated Oxford. (mimes masturbating and puts on an Oxford accent) "Have a wank, professor!" "May as well: the only other thing to do is catch a (bleep) BUS!" (huge applause)

Are you finished now? Just I'm beginning to understand why Stephen Fry (bleep) off. (Richie laughs and there's a huge applause from the audience. Richie kneels to bow to Eddie.)