[about the semtex] Where on Earth did you get it?
Car Boot sale. Got it off these two blokes Michael O'Hooligan and Patricia O'Violence. And their friend was there Pat O'Cake.
[Audience laughs as Eddie tries not to laugh.]
Pat O'Cake?
[Eddie is still trying not to laugh, the audience cheer.]
Shut the fuck up!
Pat O'Cake?
Pat O'Cake.
Baker's man?
That's the one! God, I love that gag.
What a sad, lonely life you must lead.
I'm afraid it is, yes.
Right, on with the plot, Eddie.
There's a plot?!
Yes!
Oh, fuck!
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