[Richie has been unable to say his lines because he has the giggles.]
[laughs] Sit down Eddie... I've got some sad and tragic news [laughs]. I've got some sad and tragic news. [laughs]
You don't look very upset about it. You looked a lot sadder than that in rehearsals. [to audience] It made me cry.
LOOK SIT DOWN! I've decided to kill myself, Eddie... because I'm so tragically in debt.
Fucking Hell! A line from the play!
(Crowd cheers and Richie laughs again.)
Just SHUT UP and watch the play, right? (points to Eddie) You, leave me alone: we're never gonna get out of South-fucking-hampton.
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