MMarcel
Look! It's Ted Rogers in a dress!
Yeah, don't try that old "Hey, look, it's Ted Rogers in a dress" routine on me, Buster! Come on over here and get some good old-fashioned British violence!
MMarcel
But it is Ted Rogers in a wedding dress! With a big seven-foot Neanderthal figure.
That's not Ted Rogers! That's that bird from the abbatoir, that's getting married to "Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones.
Yeah.
[Richie and Eddie gasp in horror]
RERichie & Eddie
"Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones?!
TO"Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones
(from off-screen) That's right, you ignorant English wankers!
[A pair of cricket balls hit Richie and Eddie on their foreheads, knocking them out]
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