[Richie and Eddie are trying to steal a car]
Eddie
Yeah?
How do you actually drive a car?
Well, you reach under the dashboard, grab those two wires and jam them together 'til the engine fires up...
Uh-huh.
...then, you drink another can of Special Brew, stick a brick on the accelerator and aim it at the post office!
Well, I'm just going to turn this key and see what happens...
[Richie starts the car and hits the accelerator pedal, only to reverse through the front window of the local off-licence. Eddie starts grabbing cans of lager off the shelves]
Hey, look, Richie! Special offer!
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