[Eddie has forged money with strange imagery on it.]
Those are the Queen's jugs.
What?
They're the Queen's jugs.
Eddie! A: The queen doesn't have jugs, she's royalty! B: If she did, she certainly wouldn't get 'em out on the back of a fiver. Certainly not! She'd save 'em up for the fifty!
Well, if you care to have a look at my fifty, you may find it a mite more risqué.
[Richie glances at the note and displays a look of alarm and disgust.]
That's disgusting!
Yeah, I know!
Eddie, that's tantamount to treason! How can you expect to pass off these pornographic doodles as real money?! Especially when you see what the Duke of Edinburgh's up to on the back of a tenner! (glances at the note) Who's that with him?
Meryl Streep.
(reacts pervertedly) Hang on, she's got three knockers!
No, that's Bobby Charlton in the middle.
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