Richie and Eddie in “Unfinished Business”

I've got just got to finish off my Sprouts Mexicane and we're all set.

Sprouts Mexicane?

(Proudly) Sproutes Mexicane!

What's that?

Well it's... sprouts, pinch of chili powder, jar of curry powder, hint of tobasco sauce - well, three bottles actually. Not so much a hint, more a Party Political Broadcast. And the secret ingredient: gunpowder!

...Sprouts?

Yeah, they were left over from Christmas.

But it's October!

Yeah, they were a bit... frisky. But the spices'll cover any embarrassment.

Hey, they must be ready! Want to try some?

I would rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife.

Oh, hark at Egon Ronay! I'm not scared, Watch this!