Hey, Richie! You know that Stork Margarine competition we entered?
Yeah!
We didn't win it.
What?! Well, who did?
Slip Digby.
Slip Digby? The organist?
That's not what they called him in court.
What was the winning caption?
"I like Stork Margarine because I've only got one leg".
(pause) Not bad
Clever, clever bastard.
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