[Eddie is trying to teach Richie how to play chess]
Right, let me get this sorted out. Now the bent vicar stands next to the queen. And the queen goes in every direction.
That's right.
[looking disgusted] And they let children play this, you say? I mean, it's pretty strong stuff, isn't it Eddie? You know, knights taking prawns? And apparently, if a prawn goes all the way he turns into a queen!
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